#TheDress is exploding on Twitter right now but to me it just sounds like the name of some forgotten Seinfeld episode. Elaine buys a dress for a party intending on returning […]
I’m barely done complaining about the heat and now I have to complain about the cold? C’mon, Vermont.
I hope I never have to choose between everlasting fame and a Baconator.
I appreciate what you’re doing, smoke detector, but I think I can handle boiling water.
I spent last night heartbroken that Game of Thrones wasn’t on, which is still better than being heartbroken because it was.
My dream house could be a cardboard box as long as it’s near a Wendy’s.