Here is a story: Once, there was a young boy. This young boy had the greatest mind ever given to any human, and most mice. One day, he decided to create a blog, where he poured out all his thoughts and emotions concerning global reality. The blog quickly gained world renown as the go-to source for anyone craving an insight more meaningful than the decision between a large and extra-large Coke at the Cinemax. He eventually held the Guinness World Record for youngest mountain guru. The creator of Pavlov’s Hair Conditioner is not that boy, and in fact has no idea what “global reality” even means.
Pavlov’s Hair Conditioner is a green, energy-efficient way to spend time indoors away from pollution-causing devices like the lawn mower or your carpool. Welcome. We hope you enjoy your stay.