Welcome to the recently redesigned website of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. Now that we have a website, we hope to soon have the Web as well. Below are the features that have been improved since taking over this site like we took over the West.
Today in History: This feature will soon be decommissioned, because we are too busy editing history in textbooks to make it feasible online.
The Media Manifesto: This feature will soon be decommissioned, as will the savage idiot who dared make fun of North Korean politics.
Pavlov Responds to Spam: DPRK has perfect spam filter. There is no more spam.
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Learn: You are born with a love for Dear Leader and that is all you need to know.
Pavlov’s Hedgehogs: Best Korea is the world. There is nothing to see outside of Best Korea. What can we put here that you cannot already see? Nothing.
Just Quickly: Dear Leader doesn’t understand the humor, so no one understands the humor. This is not humor. Do not laugh under pain of Happy Loving Electrofun.
We are all rich and nobody is hungry.