Dear Supreme Leader, I am but a lowly citizen of your great regime. You have so kindly given me more than I deserve, and I have nothing to complain about because life is grand. I am a happy, happy camper. Just thought you should know. Sincerely, Painfully Poor and Brutally Impoverished in Pyongyang Dear whatever, Work harder and don’t burn things. Sincerely, Totally Kim Jong-Un right now.