6 Things Parents Say To People Who Don’t Have Kids

For many of our lists, we just straight up rip off the BuzzFeed ViralTitle™ and rewrite the article. That seemed unfair to BuzzFeed, so now we’re ripping off Cracked titles, too. Here are five things parents often say to their childless friends.

1. “Do you want to come over Saturday? We’re having a cookout.”

Cookout

“We bought veggie patties for Trish, but if she wants something else just let us know.”

2. “Good morning.”

“Rough commute? There’s fresh coffee in the pot.”

3. “I love your scarf. Where’d you get it?”

scarf

“I got mine at Macy’s.”

4. “What’s your dog’s name?”

“No kidding? Mine, too!”

5. “I’m a fan of John Deere myself.”

john_deere_pro_47v_professional_wbm_1200x800“But Husqvarna is just so much fun to say.”

6. “You were right.”

“Kids are a pain in the ass.”

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