Okay, bud, we ready to try this again? Okay. All right. Here are four more ways to get the most out of life.
5. Have no regrets
A life lived in the past is no life at all. Sometimes, we just have to let go of… Look, it was bound to happen eventually, okay? I didn’t plan on meeting her at that bar, and you really can’t blame me for being so handsome and charming, can you? She wasn’t even wearing a ring. Honestly, she was never that into you, man. Let it go.
6. Remember to save time for you
Schedules have a nasty way of getting full. Prevent stressful situations by penciling in some “me time.” This should be easy enough now that you have no one to go out with on a Saturday night. Hell, February 14 will be wide open!
7. Don’t be afraid to treat yourself
Okay, so maybe that was a bit harsh. Look, I was always jealous of you two. And now that she’s mine, well… I guess it just brought out the worst in me. I was always a sore winner. C’mon, man, we’ve been best friends since grade school. Let’s not let this get between us, okay? Can’t we be bros again? Or at least pretend to be? For her sake.
8. Dance like no one’s watching
Well, she left me. I hope you’re happy. She’s with Jim now. Yeah, Jim. I know, right? And he’s got that weird nose! Ha, yeah! Just like cottage cheese! Oh, man, I’m sorry. Let’s just put this behind us, okay? Awesome. We still on for drinks on Friday? Oh, okay. Well, have fun on your date. Wait, with Cheryl?