Welcome back to Pavlov Responds to Spam, where computer-generated garbage is more interesting than a real person’s thoughtful commentary. Today’s submission comes to us from SleeImNus, who just wants to say hi.
See, folks? Sometimes spam comments aren’t trying to sell you anything. Sometimes they’re genuinely interested in your well-being. Thank you, SleeImNus, for restoring our faith in your brand of naggishly irritating subhumanity.
Tune in whenever for another exciting edition of Pavlov Responds to Spam.