The Texas of the North

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“Officer Shea, this is Office Leary reporting a stolen vehicle.”
“License plate?”
“Texas.”
“A Texas plate?”
“No, a Maine plate.”
“Coulda sworn you said Texas.”
“I did. The plate says Texas.”
“I thought it was a Maine plate.”
“It is.”
“Officer Leary, does the license plate say Maine or Texas?”
“Yes.”
“Which?”
“Both.”
“You’re still mad about me feeding your muffin to the K-9 unit, aren’t you?”

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