Pavlov Responds to Spam – “Return the Favor”

Welcome back to Pavlov Responds to Spam, where poorly written comments are our most precious natural resource. Today’s poetry comes to us from Mr(s). Amedar Consulting, who writes:

“Hello, i think that i saw you visited my site so i came to “return the favor”.I am trying to find things to improve my web site!I suppose its okay to use some of your ideas!!”

Wow, Amedar, that’s really cool! The world needs more awesome kiddos like you – returning favors regardless of whether the original event ever even happened! Talk about charity!

As per you question, no, that’s really not okay at all! Like, seriously, why would you think that would be acceptable? Get your own damn ideas.

Tune in whenever for the next exciting edition of Pavlov Responds to Spam!

(Extreme side-note action: I can’t fit the screencap of the comment on this page without it being either unreadably tiny or crazy stretched out. I think it might have something to do with my theme, but why change the theme when I can, like, not change the theme? I mean, c’mon – there are Dublin pubs I still haven’t visited. If anyone has suggestions, that would be cooler than a polar bear in a Frigidaire.)


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