Pavlov’s Hair Conditioner – It’s a Thing

Dear Socially Awkward:

I was told to Sit Down, Shut Up, and Learn about Today in History. I got so upset, I contacted Compass Rose News, but they transferred me to some bizarre organization called The Semi-Regularly Updated Mass Media Manifesto. I don’t think they spoke English. Finally, a shiny new image appeared on my computer, and the phrase “Xavier’s Miscellany” popped into my head. I have no idea what it means, but I somehow believe that that is what started it all.

~This Site is Totally Amazing in Topeka

Dear Paid Advertiser:

Thanks to our recent redesign and subsequent massive increase in traffic, Pavlov’s Hair Conditioner is now No more Just .com. Thanks again to all you folks who made this worthwhile. Here’s a picture that expresses my appreciation.

Shameless advertising is a wonderful thing.


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