Dear Socially Awkward:
I was told to Sit Down, Shut Up, and Learn about Today in History. I got so upset, I contacted Compass Rose News, but they transferred me to some bizarre organization called The Semi-Regularly Updated Mass Media Manifesto. I don’t think they spoke English. Finally, a shiny new image appeared on my computer, and the phrase “Xavier’s Miscellany” popped into my head. I have no idea what it means, but I somehow believe that that is what started it all.
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