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PREFERABLY SOMEWHERE WITH WEATHER

My dream house could be a cardboard box as long as it’s near a Wendy’s.

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IT’S A SLIGHTLY LESS DARK DAY FOR WESTEROS

I spent last night heartbroken that Game of Thrones wasn’t on, which is still better than being heartbroken because it was.

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AND I ONLY USE LIGHT MAYO ON MY FRIES

I’m trying to eat better so I ordered a salad instead of a ninth cheesesteak.

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THE DAILY DOZEN

I hate buying a new case of beer because it means I only have twelve left.

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IN HEAVEN ALL YOU DRINK IS EGGNOG

If eggnog were available year-round it wouldn’t be special, I lie to myself while sobbing into a glass of milk.

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FUN IN 60 SECONDS

From the people who brought you “Place the Token” and “Don’t Eat the Instruction Booklet.”

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BUT ONLY IF IT’S A TRIPLE

BUT ONLY IF IT’S A TRIPLE

I hope I never have to choose between everlasting fame and a Baconator.